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@girlontapas: He told me I was too pretty not to smile.

So I flipped him off, tackled him and shoved my middle finger up his nose.

Now I'm smiling.

He told me I was too pretty not to smile.

So I flipped him off, tackled him and shoved my middle finger up his nose. 

Now I’m smiling.

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