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@Douchekevin: Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.
@Gooooats: Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say.
Her: A vocabulary?
Me: A what?
@13spencer: At this point, I think the people on "The Walking Dead" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them.
@TheGrimKing: I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive.
@Underchilde: I never take a stab in the dark.
I like to see what I’m stabbing.
@ChrisHallbeck: An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised “Oh, out loud?” right at the end.