@AndyRichter: HEADLINE: Recent Studies Show Old White Dudes Possibly Becoming Obsolete. "This is bad for everybody," say Old White Dudes.
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@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
@NightValeRadio: Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
@Karate_Horse: You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this