@primawesome: Health food? Baby, my body is a '93 Honda hatchback with a headlight out. I'm not about to start putting premium gas in it now.
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@JPHaddadio: Well, the mechanic called. Apparently, in addition to a muffler, my car also needs a new car.
@DamienFahey: I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know.
@bulls_horns: 1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.