@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.
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@MatCro: [battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that
@WineMummy: *gets into trouble* Trouble: Wrong hole.
@KalvinMacleod: My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he’s 9.
@discoken: I wrote "Clarence sale" instead of "clearance sale" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband.
@jakefromstfarm3: If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me.
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