@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.
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@badbanana: No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast.
@seamussaid: I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains
@panmidwest: EXECUTIVE: Calling our store "Bed & Bath" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...
@sickipediabot: I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe.