@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@BarryVonAwesome: If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone "Hiiiiiiiiya" You're doing it wrong
@VancityReynolds: People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
@FilthyRichmond: Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand.