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@TheBoydP: [Heaven]

Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You’re here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL

Me: Too soon…

[Heaven]

Saint Peter:  Welcome to the pearly gates! You’re here early; you must be dying to get in!  LOL

Me: Too soon…

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