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@psybermonkey: [heist]

Me: *presses stethoscope against bank safe

Thief: well?

Me: omg...

[cut to safe being pushed rapidly down hospital corridor]

[heist]

Me: *presses stethoscope against bank safe

Thief: well?

Me: omg…

[cut to safe being pushed rapidly down hospital corridor]

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