@Mr_Kapowski: Hell hath no fury like a woman whose coupon wasn’t accepted at the store
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@krisv_723: On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul.
@ThaJawn: Doctor: *looking at chart* You need to go for walks more Me: ok... Doctor: *still looking at chart* and buy more treats Me: What? Doctor: *still looking at chart* and leave the toilet seat up Me: Wait! You're my dog in a lab coat!