@CornOnTheGoblin: Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me.
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@FuttyNudgekins: When I see a self-help book at a secondhand store, I wonder...does that mean it worked, or it is bullshit?
@mcmullenforus: College is literally the best/worst time of your life. One minute you’re living it up with your friends, the next you have $3.00 and 4 exams