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@daemonic3: Hello 911?

"What's your emergency?"

You work in a building?

"Yes"

Inside?

"Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-"

So you're saying 911's an inside job?!

Hello 911?

“What’s your emergency?”

You work in a building?

“Yes”

Inside?

“Yes WHAT’S YOUR EM-”

So you’re saying 911’s an inside job?!

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