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@longwall26: "Hello, cops? A man in an apron attacked my hair with scissors!"
"LOL sir, that was a barber."
"He was black."
"We're sending a battleship."

“Hello, cops? A man in an apron attacked my hair with scissors!”
“LOL sir, that was a barber.”
“He was black.”
“We’re sending a battleship.”

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