@wolfpupy: hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here
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@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.
@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@DurtMcHurtt: Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert.
@PaulyMosh: Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again