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@2friedroomies: Hello this is ur pilot speaking
We almost began our descent but my copilot said "turn down for what" so
looks like we r rerouting to Cancun

Hello this is ur pilot speaking
We almost began our descent but my copilot said “turn down for what” so
looks like we r rerouting to Cancun

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