@Amusitr0n: Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well
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@TheMongoose69: Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap.
@Try2StopME: I wrote to the Bank: "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"
@ComicMikeV: Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians
@SamuelHLowe: - Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often.