@Amusitr0n: Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well
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@chinchillasaur: [graduation speech] all of our parents had sex during the same year and i think that's really great
@dshack8: First Rule of Parent Club: If your kid gets their head stuck in something, make sure you get your camera before you help them get it out.
@karencheee: People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?
@mayamanion: Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?