@jus4golf: Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already.
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@SamGrittner: If you hold a gift card close enough to your ear you can hear the person who bought it saying, "this'll do"
@mandysparklerxo: You'll never say "wrong hole" more often than when you're trying to help a toddler put on gloves.
@Sarcasticsapien: If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online.