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@p_net: Her: Describe your ideal date.
Me: I'd order an extra large pizza.
Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing?
Me: Oh, you'd be there, too?

Her: Describe your ideal date.
Me: I’d order an extra large pizza.
Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing?
Me: Oh, you’d be there, too?

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