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@djdarrellripley: Her: Hey, what does this dress say to you?

*Whirls Around*

Me: I'm not in the mood to listen to your clothes right now, I'm drinking!!

Her: Hey, what does this dress say to you?

*Whirls Around*

Me: I’m not in the mood to listen to your clothes right now, I’m drinking!!

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