@Ivsy01: Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night.
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@nice_mustard: yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up
@junejuly12: Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out
@dubstep4dads: i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed
@HuajatollaChic: At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog.