@Ivsy01: Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night.
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@SuburbanSleuth: My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife.
@captainkalvis: *uptown funk comes on* Guy: honey this HAS to be our first dance at our wedding Honey: lol I'm made by bees