@Ivsy01: Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night.
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@ceejoyner: So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song.
@AlsBoy: Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either
@beckyiniowa: If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon.