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@QwertyJones3: Her: It's disgusting how many dirty habits you have.

Me: THE NUNS PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO DO THIER LAUNDRY OK???

Her: It’s disgusting how many dirty habits you have. 

Me: THE NUNS PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO DO THIER LAUNDRY OK???

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