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@Kyle_Lippert: Her: What are your desires?
Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional.

Her: What are your desires?
Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]…Unconventional.

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