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@djdarrellripley: Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home.

Me: Yea, the nursing home...

Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. 

Me: Yea, the nursing home…

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