@ClichedOut: Her: You look great without glasses
Me: I don't wear glasses
Her: *putting them back on* I do
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@Mr_Kapowski: [hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]
@Home_Halfway: I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there.
@FatherWithTwins: Stickiest things in the world: 3) Lollipops 2) Glue 1) Children's library books
@sarahshopbird: Calm down! I'm not officially late until I actually get there.
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