@GrandadJFreeman: "Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@leechee420: How do I tell a guy that I'm only interested in him because I'd like to take selfies with his puppy?
@iGreenMonk: Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like "what if you die tomorrow?" and I'm like "good point" and I have a whole pizza.
@primawesome: My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level.