@radtoria: Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and
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@hellolanemoore: yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time
@WhatTheFFacts: On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came.
@zachreinert03: I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy