@radtoria: Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and
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@marcgravell: 8yo: "I've put my tooth in my room but I'm not saying where - it is to see if the tooth fairy is real or not" - this shit just got real
@Izianikapani: "Just dashing to the shops" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]
@breatheandlove: My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship.