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@PaperWash: hey can I use your bathroom?

cashier: only paying customers

jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-

hey can I use your bathroom?

cashier: only paying customers 

jesus…ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-

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