@AaronFullerton: Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than "Unlimited Talk."
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@SuperRandomish: If you walk up to me with a plate of food and say "Matt?" My name will always be Matt.
@Matt_The_1st: Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.
@QwertyJones3: Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch.