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@dubstep4dads: "hey dad, when did they outlaw hyperboles?"
"hmm i dont know son, like a bajillion million years ago? idiot"
*cops bust down door*

“hey dad, when did they outlaw hyperboles?”
“hmm i dont know son, like a bajillion million years ago? idiot”
*cops bust down door*

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