@TySmithdrums: Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working
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@djdarrellripley: Her: I just saw my parents having sex on the couch. Me: Please tell me that's a drink...
@punished_picnic: 2018 guy: girls wear so much makeup lol 1018 guy: I can't even tell who i'm married to because everyone's face is covered in dirt