@mewritesgood: Hey Google, if I'm searching for "herpes symptoms" then no, no I'm not "feeling lucky."
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@OneFunnyMummy: On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.
@fart: the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually "cloaking" they just turned all their lights off
@CM2BTTHD: My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping.