@comer310: Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime.
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@Douchekevin: Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years.
@JimmerThatisAll: It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.
@SteveKoehler22: Wait ... "El Chapo" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?