@comer310: Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime.
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@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*
@KingRainhead: When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like "You're Doing A Great Job"
@Coolisiana: I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on