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@TheRolo: Hey guurl.
"Hey there."

Feeling lonely tonight?
"I have a boyfriend."

Why are you talking to me then?
"You haven't taken my order yet."

Hey guurl.
“Hey there.”

Feeling lonely tonight?
“I have a boyfriend.”

Why are you talking to me then?
“You haven’t taken my order yet.”

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