@KimmyMonte: Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates
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@StevioSquared: Leonardo DiCaprio playing me in the movie of my life, but in the scene where I'm watching Titanic, it's me playing him.
@littlelady899: But were you called "dream wife" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see.
@Prero22: I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.