@Parker_Simpson: Hey guys keep up the "Bush did 9/11" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears
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@ilayew: i'm the girl your mom warned you about... long nails, big eyes, purple tongue, green skin. i'm reptar. i'm reptar from rugrats.
@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
@juliussharpe: Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car.
@flashember: DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight