@NakedWhiteAss: Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom.
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@ChaseMit: "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden.
@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.