@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
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@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@TylerLinkin: Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars.