@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
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@anerdonfire2: As we start gaining speed in the bobsled, I realize it was a mistake to bullshit my way into this.
@BoomBoomBetty: A thick layer of mayonnaise on all your furniture will remove water rings from wood and unwanted guests from your house.
@WilliamAder: If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back.
@Diversion50: Appendi Appendii Appendiii Appendiv Appendv Appendvi Appendvii Appendviii Appendix