@Travon: "Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night
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@topaz_kell: Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*
@Jake_Vig: I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly.
@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad
@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.