@Lisa_Laughs_: Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse.
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@Donna_McCoy: Wish I had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle.
@notacroc: Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen
@david8hughes: [hears baby crying in the next room] "It's ok, I'll go." [gets in car & goes to a motel]