@Lisa_Laughs_: Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse.
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@Reverend_Scott: [1692 Salem] "BURN THE WITCH" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH "No, Frank, at the stake" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that.
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