Funny Tweeter

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@relatabledad: "hey is that a banana in your pock--"
*his pants open*
*a banana steps out*
*it walks towards you*
*it hugs you*
"u have freed me. thank u

“hey is that a banana in your pock–”
*his pants open*
*a banana steps out*
*it walks towards you*
*it hugs you*
“u have freed me. thank u

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