@hell_doe: hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table"
@markedly: Friend: Dude, you need to get into her pants.
Me: [imagining how soft her leggings would feel over my thighs] YES
@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam.
ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?
@kate_smithxx: Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth.
@T_Bonezzz: *Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh
*Hunts and Kills Pepé Le Pew
*Cooks both in stew
*Serves Pooh Pew Platter