@hell_doe: hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table"
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@InternetHippo: Politics is so confrontational now. I miss the old days, when we settled our differences with *raises glasses to look at history book* war
@_PerziaN_: Parents that tell u "it's just a little noise" when their kid cries on a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud