@hell_doe: hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table"
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@KoKeniSasquatch: You know America you kinda brought Bieber on yourselves. There's not enough Canadians to make him go viral. Sorry but thems the truth.
@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about the pyramids] I really want a Toblerone for some reason.