@vladchoc: Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of "Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly" again. "What good is she to anyone?" it says.
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@drunktweets81: I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
@kodeeezzzy: Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
@jjhartinger: This new generation doesn't knock they just text to say they're outside, so I text back to say we're inside. Two can play.
@Hadzilla: No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though