@juliecursively: HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?
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@yoyoha: Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually
@oxnuxo: Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed
@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!