@juliussharpe: Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
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@joeldanger: My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts.
@abbycohenwl: Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, It is
@StymieBrewer: Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours.
@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.