@Hadzilla: HEY OSAMA I FOUND YOUR 72 VIRGINS THEY ARE ALL ON MY TIMELINE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS
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@TrueTorontoGirl: Ironically I’m watching an exercise infomercial because I’m too lazy to get the remote.
@bridger_w: I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson
@007Rex_Inc: I dont get laid nearly enough for someone who can name five different types of pokemon.