Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@ValeeGrrl: Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half.

An M&M.

In half.

Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half.

An M&M.

In half.

COMMENTS