@YUCKYBOT: Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.
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@Ristolable: He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor
@Cpin42: When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts.
@TheTobbie: Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song...
@KyleMcDowell86: "Is that a banana in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me haha" [i pull a hand full of lasagna out of my pocket] "Actually it's lasagna"