@YUCKYBOT: Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.
@BlondAmbitionTO: "Weight Watchers" because "Obesity Observers" was too cerebral.
@Brentweets: If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire.
@_davidlucas_: So many village idiots. So few dragons.
@phalguy: After watching Star Wars 20 told me he probably wouldn't go and see it again.
And now I'm thinking he looks a lot like my old mailman.
@jordan_stratton: *drinking water* Ahh, yes. Surely this single glass will reverse what I did to my body this weekend.