@Bunnydurden: Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us.
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@envydatropic: What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance
@turtledumplin: Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?
@mstluvstrinkets: Is it against the law for postal workers to smile or was it my audacity to mail something?
@the_tsai_guy: People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured.