@ChaseMit: Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out.
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@PaperWash: Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded.
@E_lok44: The world is so overpopulated, it's getting so a girl can't even find a nice, quiet place to yank out her wedgie.
@envydatropic: Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election
@peb671: Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week.