@ChaseMit: Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out.
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@iLikeCatShirts: Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off.
@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
@mikeleffingwell: One big plot hole in X-Men is that Wolverine is over 100 yrs old but there's never been a point in history when that was a hairstyle.
@iinkedZombie: I'm sorry, I’m about to lose you because I’m driving through a tunnel underwater in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.