@GarrettCake: HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING
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@QwertyJones3: I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply.
@Swain_Train47: My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone "Target is on the move.”
@the_tsai_guy: People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured.
@clindsaysway: An obese old man who breaks into your house at night? A tiny flying woman who buys your dead teeth? It's a wonder children can sleep at all.