@GarrettCake: HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING
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@retardedwriter: Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue.
@13spencer: After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward.
@Bagyants: I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a "hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"
@canadian_makin: Me: hello I've run out of toilet paper Front desk: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience Me: oh no worries, but I've also run out of towels