@slimmy_shady: Hey Pringles, It's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed. Thank you!
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@TheBeerGuy73: I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public.
@DanMentos: who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area
@hyperblastchic: I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking.