@summerofbenny: "TGIM!" - My liver

@Darlainky: I hadn’t pledged allegiance to the flag in so long I forgot the words and I may have just drunkenly pledged to one nation, invisible, with librarian judges for all.

@Underchilde: Don’t worry if you’re not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield.

@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.

@THEORETlCALLY: "Pick a card....any card." -impatient Hallmark employee